“I’m Not a Psychopath, I’m a High-Functioning Sociopath” – Black Shirt Size:4XL Whether you're a born-and-raised Texan

Whether you're a born-and-raised Texan or got here as fast as you could

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“I’m Not a Psychopath, I’m a High-Functioning Sociopath” – Black Shirt Size:4XL Whether you're a born-and-raised TexanTheres a difference. And youre tired of explaining it. This black tee isn't just edgyit's diagnostic. Featuring bold white text and skull accents, this shirt lets everyone know: you operate at a higher level of unbothered chaos. Inspired by a certain famous consulting detective and beloved by fans of intelligence, sarcasm, and true crime TikTok. Printed on ultra soft cotton with crisp white ink, this design is perfect for casual cosplay, statement