LETTERS HOOD Size:LARGE You don’t need to be

You don’t need to be a salt-and-pepper-headed business tycoon with a house on Lake Como and a penchant for Montecristo No

squids and nautili

But I can’t seem to get a second date

Temperature is a social construct

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LETTERS HOOD Size:LARGE You don’t need to beSomeone sent me a letter once. A groundskeeper of a golf course in St. Andrews. Said he used to be a projectionist, that hed dropped a roll of film on his foot, cracking it in half, and that he could now only wear worn in U. K. 10 Superstars which, having seen my skate videos, he correctly assumed I could supply. I had to cut it off when he started asking for socks. XS S M L XL CHEST (UNDERARM TO UNDERARM) 52 54 56 58 60 LENGTH (FROM SHOULDER POINT TO